Kimberley Sands Resort: Australia's Hidden Paradise Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Kimberley Sands Resort: Australia's Hidden Paradise – and I'm armed with my brutally honest opinion and a whole lotta caffeine. Forget the polished brochures; you’re getting the unfiltered truth, wrinkles and all. Prepare yourself for a trip report, a rant, and maybe a love letter, all rolled into one. Let's go!
First Impressions: The Arrival & the Long Walk (and Maybe a Whimper)
So, "hidden paradise," huh? The promise of the Kimberley got my wanderlust churning. The airport transfer (thankfully, airport transfers are readily available) was smooth sailing, which is a good start, especially after a long flight. The resort, well, it’s spread out. And I mean spread out. Seriously, pack your walking shoes. I swear, navigating from my room to the pool was a minor cardio workout. Good for the fitness, I guess. And honestly, the sheer scale of the place gave off this initial, slightly overwhelming vibe. Like, "wow… this is a lot of resort." But hey, at least I wouldn't be bumping into my neighbors all the time.
Rooms: Luxury or Just a Really Nice Box? (And the REALLY Nice Coffee)
My room? Spacious. Really spacious. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, (thank God!), Free Wi-fi in all rooms!, a fridge (crucial), a coffee maker (this is where things got serious!), a desk (I actually used it!), a safe box (always a plus for us worriers), additional toilet, bathroom phone. All the usual suspects, but the décor felt a bit…corporate chic. Functional, clean, and well-appointed, but lacking that spark of personality. That being said, the coffee maker was my hero. Honestly, that little machine saved me from a pre-dawn meltdown on multiple occasions. The bathroom phone? Utterly unnecessary but kinda hilarious. And the Blackout curtains lived up to their name, I am an expert sleeper.
Let's Talk Accessibility, Because It Matters (and Some Resorts Ignore it)
Okay, this is where Kimberley Sands actually pulled off some stellar moves. Wheelchair accessible rooms exist, thankfully. Elevator access to the higher floors is critical (because, again, this place is HUGE). Facilities for disabled guests are evident, which is always reassuring. I didn't personally need them, but seeing these accommodations put my mind at ease. It shows they're trying. More resorts should take note. A good hotel is good for everyone, no matter the accessibility.
Food, Glorious Food…and the Occasional Hiccup.
Dining experiences were a bit of a rollercoaster. On the plus side, there are Restaurants, an Asian cuisine in restaurant and an International cuisine in restaurant. Plus a Poolside bar! (Important, especially in the heat). I particularly enjoyed the poolside offerings - easy access to a burger and beer is the perfect way to end a day by the pool. The Buffet in restaurant was, well, a buffet. Standard fare, nothing to write home about, but it got the job done. Western Breakfast and Asian Breakfast options available, offering a good range of options. The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty good, but I had to go back a couple of times to make sure I didn't miss a thing. Nothing beats that feeling of waking up hungry and being able to grab anything you can think of!
Some meals were a bit pricey. The restaurant service could also be a bit…patchy. One night, I waited an eternity for my soup (which, when it finally arrived, was delicious, mind you). But they were trying, and the staff, despite the inevitable hiccups, were charming and helpful.
Amenities: What's Hot, What's Not… and That Pool with a View!
Okay, let's talk amenities. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is huge and beautiful. And the infinity pool?! The view! Mind-blowing. Seriously, the Pool with view is worth the price of admission alone. Spend an afternoon there, margaritas in hand, and you'll be in heaven. I tried the Spa/sauna once. The Sauna, Steamroom, and Massage were all… fine. Spa treatments are always a gamble, though. The Gym/fitness was well-equipped. And the Fitness center. I have to say, I’m not a gym person, but on one particularly rainy day, I gave it a go. Not bad, actually!
Things to Do: Adventures and Relaxation (or a Mix of Both)
The resort itself offers plenty of options. There is Body scrub and Body wrap, if you are that kind of person. They have Things to do: the pool, the restaurants. The Terrace looked like a great place to watch the sunset (although I never actually got around to doing that, shame on me!). Meetings available and other Business facilities. Indoor venue for special events. Audio-visual equipment for special events available. The place is designed for all kinds of events and meetings, etc. And of course, the Kimberley region is a playground for adventure. The resort can help you arrange tours.
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind in a Post-Pandemic World.
Kimberley Sands seems to be taking hygiene seriously. There are Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff are clearly trained in Staff trained in safety protocol. Seeing the Daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring, and the opt-out for Room sanitization opt-out available is a thoughtful touch.
The Fine Print: Service and Conveniences
The Front desk [24-hour] service was impeccable. The Concierge was super helpful in booking tours and offering advice. Cash withdrawal is easily available. Daily housekeeping was flawless. I also appreciated the Dry cleaning, Laundry service, and Ironing service. They thought of everything (well, almost).
The Kids' Corner (For Those Who Travel With Tiny Humans)
For the kids there is a Babysitting service. And Family/child friendly. There are Kids facilities and Kids meal, and a Swimming pool. I do not have kids, so I can't completely judge this, but this place has really thought of everything.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Verdict
This resort isn't perfect. Nobody is. The location (at least being far away from the hustle and bustle) is one of the reasons you'd go there. The staff is friendly. The amenities are plentiful. It could use a few tweaks here and there – maybe a bit more personality, a less corporate vibe in the rooms, a bit more consistency in the restaurant service. But honestly? I loved it.
The Emotional Verdict:
- I felt safe and good at the resort. It made me feel like a good human being, and I was able to relax.
- The resort is really good at making you feel safe and good, its designed for luxury and luxury.
- The Kimberley region is a destination.
My Honest Recommendation: Book it (But Go Prepared!)
DO IT! Here's why:
- The stunning natural beauty. The Kimberley is truly something special.
- The pool with a view. My God, that pool!
- The commitment to accessibility is commendable.
- The convenience. They’ve thought of almost everything.
BE PREPARED:
- Pack good walking shoes. Seriously.
- Embrace the location. It's a bit removed, which is part of the charm.
- Be patient with the service. They're trying their best.
- Be ready to spend a bit. It’s not a budget getaway.
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Kimberly Sands Resort: My Mind's a Sandcastle (Already Crumbling) - A Messy Itinerary
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is real life, people. And my real life, right now, is about to get deliciously sandy. Kimberley Sands Resort, here I come! (Unless I spontaneously combust with pre-holiday excitement, which is a distinct possibility.)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic (or, "Where's the Bloody Bug Spray?")
- 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up in a sweaty, anxiety-ridden mess. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I remember my charger? Did I accidentally leave the oven on? These are the important questions. (Spoiler alert: I probably forgot something crucial.)
- 7:30 AM: Frantically double-check my luggage. Yes, the toothbrush is there. No, the passport isn't in the bin. (Phew.)
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Travel to the resort! Let's face it, the travel bit is never fun. Airport security is always a joy (said no one ever), and the flight is a blur of lukewarm coffee and questionable airplane food.
- 12:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Kimberley Sands! Whoa. The view. I mean, genuinely whoa. The turquoise ocean, the red cliffs… it's all a bit much for my overstimulated brain. Immediate emotional reaction: Happy tears. (Followed by a frantic hunt for tissues.)
- 12:30 PM: Check-in. Attempt to be charming and delightful to the receptionist. Fail. Blurt out something about needing "immediate access to the pool of bliss" (sounded better in my head).
- 1:00 PM: Get to my room! OMG! The room! It's HUGE! And the balcony! With… a hammock?! This is going to be a good week. (Immediately collapse on hammock. Regret it. It's a bit lumpy.)
- 1:30 PM: The GREAT BUG SPARY HUNT of 2024 begins. Ants are already forming a tiny, determined army in my bathroom. This is a declaration of war. (Did I mention I'm terrified of bugs? Apparently not.) Must. Find. Bug Spray. Before. They. Eat. Me.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch: I'm starving from all that stress! That first meal at the resort? FAIL. The restaurant looks fancy, the menu's fancy, but the food is… eh. Bland. And expensive. Lesson learned: bring snacks. Lots and lots of snacks. (I'm regretting not packing that family-sized box of Tim Tams already.)
- 3:00 PM: Pool time! Victory! But, I did NOT apply enough sunscreen. I'm already pinker than a flamingo on a sugar rush.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset cocktails. This is the redemption arc of the food situation. Cocktails are delicious! Watch the sun sink into the ocean. This is why I came. This is perfection.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Okay, this time I ordered something I knew I'd like. The fish was a win. The view was still stunning. Maybe the resort is growing on me.
- 8:00 PM: Collapse into bed, happily exhausted. The bugs haven't found me yet. Victory!
Day 2: Cable Beach & Shell Shock (Pun Intended)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up to the sunrise. Seriously, this place is ridiculously beautiful.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. (Trying to be more adventurous with my food choices… still probably going to regret it.)
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Cable Beach! OMG. Cable Beach. It's like something out of a postcard. The sand is blindingly white, the water is impossibly blue, and… camels. Yes, CAMELS. Riding a camel on the beach turns out to be slightly terrifying but mostly amazing. Felt like a bedouin princess. (For about five minutes. Then my lower back started protesting.)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at Cable Beach. Fish and chips. Decent. The view is the main course, really.
- 1:00 PM: Beach time! Attempt to build a sandcastle. Fail spectacularly. My sandcastle looks like a sad, lopsided pile of beige. Meanwhile, a five-year-old is effortlessly constructing a sandcastle kingdom. Humbling.
- 3:00 PM: Shell collecting. This is the thing I genuinely love. I’m like a little kid! Look at these shells!
- 5:00 PM: Sundowners at Cable Beach Club Resort (yes, another resort, because why not?): Fancy, a bit pretentious but it’s hard to complain when watching the sunset.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the resort: Attempt to wear fancy clothes. Fail. Feel slightly underdressed. Order the pizza (safe bet).
- 8:00 PM: Watch a movie in bed. My brain is fried from all the sunshine! Perfect.
Day 3: Pearl Luggers & Regret (The Emotional Rollercoaster)
- 8:00 AM: Morning walk. Maybe I should start the day. Maybe not.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Pearl Luggers tour. This was AMAZING! The history, the boats, the pearl itself… it's all quite impressive. I now know more about pearls than I ever thought I would. (And I’m suddenly very tempted to buy one.)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at… the Pearl Luggers cafe. The fish was delicious!
- 1:00 PM: Pearl Shopping? It's here!
- 4:00 PM: Afternoon: I walk into town and spend hours and lots of dollars in a Pearl shop. Seriously.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant: The food was good, but I'm still thinking about the pearls. Am I going to have to eat peanut butter sandwiches for the rest of the month? (Probably.)
- 8:00 PM: Reflect on my decisions. Have a minor breakdown about the spending. Tell myself it was worth it. (Probably not.) Promise myself I'll cook all my own meals for a month.
Day 4: Relaxing and Re-evaluating (aka, The Day I Remembered How to Chill)
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in! Or try to!
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast in bed. (Worth the effort.)
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Spa time! Finally! That massage. It was pure, unadulterated bliss. I think I actually heard my muscles sigh with relief.
- 2:00 PM: Lounging by the pool. Reading a book. Actually, finishing a book! This is a holiday miracle.
- 5:00 PM: A long walk, and appreciate the views. The resort is pretty good, if you actually relax!
- 7:00 PM: Simple dinner at the resort. Pasta. Simple, delicious, and easy on the wallet.
- 8:00 PM: Early night. Because, well, this whole holiday has been bloody exhausting.
Day 5: Departure (and The Eternal Question of "Did I Pack Enough?")
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling strangely refreshed. Is this what holiday bliss actually feels like?
- 8:00 AM: Pack. Start to panic about the flight.
- 9:00 AM: Final breakfast. Savor every bite.
- 10:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping. (Because, you know, I need a seashell-shaped candle holder.)
- 11:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the lovely staff. (And secretly hope they didn't see me crying about the bug spray situation.)
- 12:00 PM: Travel to the airport.
- 1:00 - 5:00 PM: The journey home. Reflect. Broome? Amazing. Kimberley Sands? Gorgeous. Pearls? Maybe regret. But overall? Worth it. Definitely worth it. (Now, about those budget eating habits…)
- 5:00 PM: Land.
- 7:00 PM (ish): Home!
- 8:00 PM: Already planning the next trip…
This is my truth. No sugarcoating. Kimberly Sands Resort: You were beautiful, chaotic, and utterly, wonderfully, exhausting. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Kimberley Sands Resort: You've Got Questions? I (Might) Have Answers! (Prepare for Rambling...)
Okay, spill the beans. Is Kimberley Sands *really* as jaw-droppingly gorgeous as those Instagram photos suggest?
Alright, truth serum time. Yep. Mostly. That turquoise water? It's real. The red cliffs? Spectacular. Sunrise over Cable Beach? *Forget about it.* I’m talking, "I nearly cried it was so beautiful" kind of beauty. But, and there's always a 'but,' it's not *always* perfect. The wind can whip up sandstorms that'll turn your perfectly crafted beach look into a gritty, "Mad Max: Cable Beach" situation. And lemme tell you, getting sand out of your… well, *everywhere*… is an experience. So yes, stunning. Expect a little drama. That's the Kimberley charm, I guess!
My Take: Absolutely go! Just pack extra sunglasses. And maybe a hazmat suit… kidding!… mostly.
What's the deal with the rooms? Are they actually luxurious, or just… decent?
Okay, rooms. This is where things get… interesting. (Deep breath). They *try* for luxurious. Think modern Australian chic meets… well, they're trying to be *luxury*. My room (a "beachfront villa," because apparently, I needed to splash out – regrets, I have a few) was lovely. Big bed, decent view. The bathroom, though? Let's just say, the drain in the shower decided it was a good time to practice its interpretive dance routine after my… *ahem*… luxurious soak. And the air con sounded like a jet engine taking off.
Pro Tip: Ask for a room *far* away from the ice machine. Seriously. The *constant* hum. It’ll drive you bonkers. But the *bed* was divine! So comfy I wanted to take it home with me.
Food? Is it just buffet-style disappointment, or is there actual *culinary* magic?
Food. Ah, the constant battle of resort life! They have a few options. The main restaurant? Buffet. Yes, sometimes it’s a little… meh. BUT! They do a *fantastic* seafood night. Seriously. I devoured enough grilled barramundi to feed a small army. And the desserts? My inner child screamed with delight! The a la carte restaurant was pretty darn good most nights. The cocktails? Hit or miss. One night I got a margarita that tasted like dish soap. Another night? Perfection. I suspect a rotating roster of bartenders.
The Verdict: Don’t expect Michelin stars. Expect decent, mostly enjoyable food. Just… scope out the buffet before you commit.
What's there to *do* at Kimberley Sands besides, you know, exist in paradise?
Okay, let's be real, a lot of the "to-do" is... relaxing. Cable Beach is right there! You can walk, swim, sunbathe, ride a camel (yes, really! And it's WAY more fun than it sounds!), or just sit and stare at the ocean. The pool is decent – though sometimes a little crowded. They offer tours to the Bungle Bungles (highly, HIGHLY recommend – but brace yourself for a long day) and other local attractions. I actually went on a sunset cruise… and I have a story about that…
My Sunset Cruise Saga: Picture this: romantic sunset, glass of sparkling, me, gazing out at the ocean... and BAM! The boat conked out! Stranded. Floating. For a *good* hour. We were rescued, eventually. But the ensuing awkward silence amongst the other passengers was… memorable. Still, the sunset itself? Unforgettable. Guess you win some, you lose some in the Kimberley!
Is it family-friendly? Or more of a romantic getaway vibe?
Both! There were definitely families there. Kids splashing in the pool, the general happy chaos of… well, kids. But it's also romantic. Especially at sunset. Or *before* the boat breaks down. They have a kids' club, which I can't personally vouch for (no kids!), but it seemed popular. So, yeah, bring the whole crew or just hunker down with your honey. Either way, you'll have a good time.
Packing essentials? Tell me EVERYTHING!
Okay, listen up! Packing for the Kimberley is NOT like packing for, say, a weekend in the city. Forget the fancy frocks. You're dealing with heat, sand, and the potential for… well, *anything*. My essentials:
- Sunscreen: The sun is BRUTAL. Reapply constantly. Seriously, don't skimp.
- Insect Repellent: Mozzies and other biting beasties are out there! I regretted the time I forgot.
- Wide-brimmed hat: Protect that gorgeous face!
- Flip-flops: Essential.
- Swimsuits: Duh. Bring at least two.
- Light, breathable clothing: Think linen, cotton. Your favorite white shirt - not the one you love.
- A good book: For those sunsets (and the boat-breakdown-induced waiting).
- A sense of adventure (and humour): Things might go wrong. Embrace the chaos!
The cost. Brace me. Is it crazy-expensive?
Yes. It’s not cheap. The Kimberley, in general, is an investment. Factor in flights, tours, the resort itself… you're looking at a pretty penny. I gasped when I saw the final bill. BUT. If you prioritize, plan, and maybe skip that extra cocktail (hard, I know), it's worth it. The memories? Priceless… except they cost a LOT. So, yes, expensive. But… potentially worth it. Just start saving now!
