Radisson RED Minneapolis: Downtown's HOTTEST Hotel? (You HAVE to See This!)
Okay, buckle up, because we're diving headfirst into the Radisson RED Minneapolis: Downtown's HOTTEST Hotel? (You HAVE to See This!) thing. I mean, seriously, is it actually the hottest? Let's find out, shall we? Forget the perfectly polished reviews. I'm here to get REAL.
First Impressions: The "Hottest" Hangover?
So, the title screams "hype machine," doesn't it? "Hottest Hotel!" Okay, okay, let's see if it lives up to the ridiculousness. Walking in… well, it is RED. A LOT of red. Like, a bold, in-your-face, "we're trying to be cool" red. The staff? Friendly. Actually, very friendly. Which, after a long travel day, is a GOOD start. They're young, energetic, and seem genuinely happy to be there. (Or maybe that's just the Minnesota nice seeping in, who knows!).
Accessibility: Navigating the RED Maze
Wheelchair accessible? YES! Crucial! The hotel boasts facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE win. I saw elevators (essential!), and things seemed well-designed for easy navigation. However, I didn't experience it as a wheelchair user. So, I'm taking the website's word (and common sense) on this one. Elevator, Check. Facilities for disabled guests, Check. Look for the detailed accessibility information on their site or call ahead to confirm specific needs. Important!
Internet Access & The Wi-Fi Saga
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms?!? Ding ding ding! Huge YES. This is non-negotiable in my book. I need to work! I need Netflix! I need to stalk my ex from the comfort of my hotel room! The Wi-Fi, thankfully, was solid. No buffering nightmares. No desperate calls to the front desk. Internet, Check. Internet [LAN]? Let's be honest, who even uses LAN anymore? But if you must, it's probably there somewhere. Internet services? Don't know. Ask. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yep, and it worked well there too. I even managed to get some work done in the lobby without wanting to throw my laptop across the room. Phew.
Cleanliness and safety:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I have to take their word for it. I can't exactly see the anti-viral magic.
- Breakfast in room: Unavailable.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Unavailable.
- Cashless payment service: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Good.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Listed, which is appreciated.
- First aid kit: Always a good thing.
- Hand sanitizer: Plentiful and strategically placed.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Standard…hopefully.
- Hygiene certification: Listed, good.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Seems to be somewhat implemented.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Hopefully, or what's the point.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Not sure.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Let's hope so.
- Safe dining setup: Seems reasonable.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: One would hope…
- Shared stationery removed: Yes.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Hopefully.
- Sterilizing equipment: Good.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the RED Experience
Okay, this is where things get interesting. The Radisson RED definitely leans into the "lifestyle" hotel concept. And that means… food and drinks! Coffee shop? Yes! Restaurants? Yes! (Plural!) Plus, a pool bar. I'm in! I'm in! I mean, after a long day of, you know, being alive, cocktails and snacks are ESSENTIAL.
- The Restaurant Scene: The restaurant is cool, but I just feel like having a quick bite not a meal. I ordered a simple salad. And OMG. It was surprisingly good. Like, I didn't expect much from "hotel salad," but it was fresh and flavorful. Shoutout to the chef! The happy hour? Definitely try it.
- Snack Bar? Yup, perfectly placed for impulsive snacking.
- Poolside Bar? Yes! A crucial element for a hotel claiming "hottest" status. Imagining myself, sipping a margarita by the pool. Then remembering I was exhausted and just wanted to chill in the room.
- Room service [24-hour]? A lifesaver! Especially after a late night.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter
A hotel can be "cool," but a lot of what you'll experience is the services.
- Concierge: Friendly, helpful. Score.
- Daily Housekeeping: Yup. Clean room after a day of exploring or working… yes, please.
- Dry Cleaning/Laundry Service: Always important.
- Elevator: Crucial, especially with all that RED exploring.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Already covered, but a reminder - absolutely vital!
- Food Delivery: YES! Because sometimes you just want to eat pizza in your pajamas watching TV.
- Luggage storage? Yes.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Yes. Business-y stuff.
- Safety deposit boxes: Good!
- Terrace: Nice, for a bit of fresh air.
For the Kids: Fun for the Whole Family?
- Family/child friendly: Yes!
- Babysitting: Not listed.
- Kids meal: Listed.
Rooms: Where the Magic (or the Nap) Happens
Alright, let's talk rooms. This is where the "hottest" claim really gets tested. The decor is, of course, red, with a bit of a modern, almost industrial vibe. My room was clean, comfortable, and had all the essentials.
- Additional toilet: Not in the room I stayed in, but some rooms may have this.
- Air conditioning: Yup.
- Alarm clock: Standard!
- Bathrobes: Yes! Always a luxury!
- Bathtub: In my room, yes!
- Blackout curtains: Essential for a good night's sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker: Yes!
- Free bottled water: Yay!
- Hair dryer: Check.
- High floor: Check.
- In-room safe box: Good.
- Internet access – wireless: YES.
- Ironing facilities: Yup.
- Non-smoking: Thank god.
- Shower: Yes.
- Slippers: No, but who wears hotel slippers?
- Soundproofing: Pretty good.
- Wake-up service: Yup.
Things to Do: Ways to Relax and Get Your RED On
The fitness center/gym is on-site! No spa, massage, sauna, or pool with a view. That's a bit disappointing for a self-proclaimed "hottest" hotel, but hey, maybe I'm old-fashioned.
Getting Around: Location, Location, Location!
The Radisson RED Minneapolis is definitely in a convenient spot.
- Airport transfer?: Not specifically listed, double-check.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes!
- Taxi service: Yup.
The Verdict: Is It REALLY the Hottest?
Okay, so is the Radisson RED Minneapolis the "hottest" hotel in town? Honestly? Maybe. The real answer is: it’s a cool hotel. The staff is great, the rooms are comfortable, and the location is on point. Food and beverage choices are good. It caters to a young, social crowd. It gets a MAJOR bonus for its accessibility. However, it's not perfect. It lacks some of the spa and pool amenities that I'd expect from a true "hottest" contender. Still, if you're looking for a fun, stylish, well-located hotel with a great vibe, then the Radisson RED is definitely worth checking out.
The Offer: Your Escape to Minneapolis's Social Heart
Ready to experience the RED life? Book your stay at the Radisson RED Minneapolis and get ready to:
- Sip on signature cocktails at the trendy bar.
- Enjoy delicious food in the stylish restaurant.
- Explore Downtown Minneapolis - everything's within easy reach.
- Relax in comfortable and stylish rooms.
But that's not all.
Book in the next 72 hours and get:
- Complimentary breakfast for two!
- A special welcome drink upon arrival!
- Free late check-out (subject to availability)!
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Escape to Paradise: Finland's Hidden Hotel Lasaretti Awaits
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into the chaotic, glorious mess that is my proposed trip to the Radisson RED Minneapolis Downtown. Forget perfect Instagram feeds – this is real-life travel, warts and all. Consider this less an itinerary and more a pre-trip therapy session…with a lot of coffee.
Radisson RED Minneapolis: A Messy Prelude
Day 1: Arrival & "Oh Dear God, Did I Pack Enough Socks?" Panic
- Time: 2:00 PM - Roughly when my plane actually lands (because let's be real, airlines and schedules are, at best, a suggestion).
- Means: Spirit Airlines (Pray for me. Seriously. And maybe a hazmat suit…just in case).
- Destination: MSP Airport, then the glorious, hopefully not-haunted, Radisson RED.
- Vibes: Pure, unadulterated anxiety. I'm notoriously late, even when I think I'm early. I'll probably be sprinting through the airport, clutching my carry-on like it's the last lifeboat.
- Objective: Survive. Get to the hotel. Find the damn bathroom.
- Anecdote: I had a friend once who missed a connecting flight because he was too busy debating the philosophical implications of a giant gummy bear in the airport gift shop. I’m not saying I would do the same…but I am easily distracted by novelty.
- Impression: Radisson RED Minneapolis Downtown - I chose it because it looked cool, funky, and maybe, just maybe, wouldn’t judge my questionable fashion sense. Hopefully, the lobby isn’t aggressively trendy (I’m trying to be cool, but I'm still mostly a hot mess).
- Imperfection: I'm probably going to forget my phone charger. Every. Single. Time.
- Observation: I am also easily swayed by hotel aesthetics. If they've got good art, I'm already halfway in love.
- Emotional Reaction: Relief when I hit the hotel. And maybe a tiny squee of excitement if the room looks like the pictures.
Day 1: Minneapolis Exploration (Attempted)
- Time: 4:00 PM - Whenever I can peel myself off the hotel bed after the flight.
- Means: Uber, Lyft, or public transport (if my inner adventurer actually surfaces).
- Destination: Stone Arch Bridge and St. Anthony Main (potential for good photos, plus, I like bridges…and food. Priorities.)
- Vibes: Optimistic, but cautious. I’m prone to getting lost, even with GPS.
- Objective: Actual sightseeing. And hopefully, not ending up in a ditch.
- Anecdote: I once tried to navigate the London Underground with a map that was clearly designed by a sadist. Suffice it to say, I saw a lot of tunnels.
- Impression: The Stone Arch Bridge looks gorgeous in pictures. I'm hoping it lives up to the hype.
- Imperfection: The weather in Minneapolis is always a gamble this time of year. I am going to overpack, knowing I'll still underdress.
- Observation: I'm probably going to spend too much time staring at water. I have a weird relationship with it.
- Emotional Reaction: Excitement at the prospect of new experiences, balanced with a healthy dose of "What did I get myself into?"
Day 1: Dinner & The "I'm a Tourist" Phase
- Time: 7:00 PM - Dinner time!
- Means: See above/walking (maybe).
- Destination: Trying to find any cool spot to eat, maybe one nearby the hotel
- Vibes: The moment I'm fully embracing being a tourist.
- Objective: Find a cool restaurant, maybe some local cuisine.
- Anecdote: I tried to pronounce "pho" once. It was a disaster.
- Impression: Looking for something authentic, but don't tell me it's too hipster. I'm trying to fit in, not be an alien.
- Imperfection: I'm going to pick the wrong restaurant.
- Observation: I will probably over-order, because who can resist a tempting menu?
- Emotional Reaction: Hungry. Also, the feeling of, "Oh god, did I overdo it with the sightseeing?"
Day 2: Art, Coffee, and Existential Dread (Not Necessarily in That Order)
- Time: 9:00 AM - If I can drag myself out of bed. The hotel better have good coffee.
- Means: Walking.
- Destination: The Minneapolis Institute of Art.
- Vibes: Culture! Art! Intellectualism! (Or, realistically, slightly hungover contemplation.)
- Objective: Consume culture, maybe pretend to understand abstract art.
- Anecdote: I once spent three hours staring at a single painting, convinced it was whispering secrets to me. Turns out, it was just the air conditioning.
- Impression: I will probably spend the most time staring at paintings or sculptures. I like to zone out.
- Imperfection: My art knowledge will probably be laughably basic. But hey, that's what makes it fun.
- Observation: I WILL buy a museum gift shop item. It's a law of travel.
- Emotional Reaction: A sense of peace, followed by a wave of "I should be doing more with my life."
Day 2: The "Do-Over" (AKA, the one thing that gets the most focus)
- Time: 1:00 PM - After a late start, probably hungover.
- Means: Uber.
- Destination: The Mill City Museum.
- Vibes: After the museum and all the intellectualism talk, I'm going to go at it again.
- Objective: Actually get to see it.
- Anecdote: I love history. I probably can't remember any facts.
- Impression: Mill City Museum is more than just a museum. Based on reviews, it's a destination.
- Imperfection: I will probably be running late.
- Observation: I'm going to buy a souvenir. I bet it has to do with the flour.
- Emotional Reaction: "I'll be back" energy.
Day 2: Pizza & Trying to Be a Social Butterfly
- Time: 7:00 PM - After a very late start.
- Means: Uber.
- Destination: Somewhere with good pizza and a lively atmosphere, hopefully with outdoor seating if the weather permits.
- Vibes: I'm going to try to be friendly.
- Objective: Eat pizza.
- Anecdote: I can't tell you good and bad food.
- Impression: Hopefully, the place isn't too packed.
- Imperfection: I'm going to over-order again.
- Observation: Pizza and drinks are a good combo.
- Emotional Reaction: The anticipation of actually having a good time.
Day 3: Departure & the "Did I Really Do All That?" Reflection
- Time: Whenever my flight tells me to be at the airport.
- Means: Uber, anxiety, and possibly tears.
- Destination: MSP Airport, and then…home.
- Vibes: Exhausted, slightly sad, and already planning my next trip.
- Objective: Make it home without losing my passport, sanity, or any vital organs.
- Anecdote: I once spent an entire flight trying to decide if my flight was good or bad.
- Impression: The Radisson RED better do its job.
- Imperfection: I will be late to the airport.
- Observation: I will never learn to pack light.
- Emotional Reaction: A mix of relief, nostalgia, and the overwhelming urge to immediately start planning my next adventure. And, probably, a strong desire for a nap.
There you have it. My highly flawed, utterly human, and potentially disastrous itinerary. Wish me luck. I'll need it.
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