Indonesian Paradise Found: Beji Ayu Homestay Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the potentially idyllic, possibly chaotic, and definitely Indonesian adventure that is Beji Ayu Homestay! (And, hopefully, not just the homestay part, haha). This is no polished travel brochure, this is your brutally honest, caffeine-fueled, and slightly sarcastic guide. Let's see if this paradise actually lives up to the hype…
Indonesian Paradise Found: Beji Ayu Homestay Awaits! - The REAL Deal Review
Right, first things first: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I am clumsy, and the idea of navigating cobbled streets in Bali is… well, let's just say it's not ideal. The listing says "Facilities for disabled guests" and "Elevator." Okay, good start. Hopefully, the "Facilities" extend beyond just a ramp to the lobby. I'll need to dig deeper on that, maybe even call and ask if they have specific accessible room details. This is important! So, I'm gonna put a big, fat "CHECK WITH THE HOTEL DIRECTLY FOR SPECIFIC ACCESSIBILITY DETAILS!" right here. Seriously, don't assume.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID Reality Check. This is HUGE now. Beji Ayu seems to be taking things seriously, listing a whole bunch of stuff. Let's break it down:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good. Sounds official.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Excellent.
- Hand sanitizer: Essential.
- Hygiene certification: Fingers crossed it's legit.
- Individually-wrapped food options: A good touch, especially for the buffet.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Okay, doable.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays: Sounds like they mean business.
- Safe dining setup: Let's hope that means more than just a plastic screen and a sad-looking salad.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: The proof will be in the pudding, or maybe in the nasi goreng.
They even have Room sanitization opt-out available! (If you trust your cleaning people, good!) Overall, a reassuring list. But… this is Bali, remember? Perfection is a myth. Let's hope they're actually following through, because nothing ruins a vacation faster than a bout of… whatever’s going around.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me! Okay, I’m hungry. This is where things get interesting. They have a buffet, a la carte, and restaurants – plus a coffee shop and a snack bar, and multiple cuisines, including Asian and Western. Let’s be honest, I’m picturing myself floating in the infinity pool, with a perfectly crafted cocktail from the poolside bar. The happy hour is calling my name! Room service 24-hour?! That’s a winner. And the desserts in the restaurant? My weakness!
One thing I’ll absolutely be looking for? The vegetarian restaurant. Bali has some incredible vegetarian food, and if they’re doing it right, this could be a real highlight. I'm already dreaming of tempeh and tofu, even though I'm a total meat lover, and I'm ready to enjoy that beautiful Asian breakfast!
My Biggest Concern (and Biggest Hope): The Food! I need to know more about it, it's essential for vacation.
Now, let's be real, a resort can make or break itself with food.
Things to Do: Relax AND Explore?! Let’s face it, I want to spend a bunch of time doing NOTHING - lying horizontal, soaking up sun. Thankfully, Beji Ayu seems to have this covered with a Swimming pool [outdoor], and more!
- Body scrub: (I look at my pale, slightly sun-kissed self and groan.)
- Body wrap: (Okay, maybe I’ll try it.)
- Fitness center: (I can’t promise I’ll use it.)
- Foot bath: (Sold!)
- Gym/fitness: (Meh, maybe.)
- Massage: (YES, PLEASE.)
- Pool with view: (Essential.)
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: (Alright, alright, you’ve won me over.)
- Swimming pool: (Duh.)
Aaaand, if I do feel ambitious: Things to Do: They also list "things to do". (I hope this means excursions as well, cause I do expect some sightseeing!)
Internet: Staying Connected (Or Not?) They promise "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and also Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN, Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Internet [LAN]. Okay, that is a LOT of words about the Internet. But if it's terrible, then forget about it.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras They provide A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Projector/LED display, Safe deposit boxes, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center and more. That sounds nice, I hope it’ll keep my clothes looking good and my travel dreams coming true.
For the Kids… and the Parents: They list Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. I'm not traveling with children. But it could be good to know, right?
Getting Around: The Nitty Gritty. Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking, Bicycle parking. That car power charging station is a nice touch.
What's Actually In My Room? Now, for the real dirt (or, hopefully, absence of dirt). The rooms sound pretty well-equipped: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
I’m intrigued by the bathtub and the separate shower/bathtub. Blackout curtains are a godsend. And Free bottled water? Always a winner in a hot climate.
The "Maybe" List: While the resort has several exciting features, like a Fitness center, Gym/fitness,, I'm not sure if that will appeal to me. I might get there and decide to start a whole new me.
My Verdict (So Far): Beji Ayu Homestay sounds promising. They appear to be taking safety seriously, and the amenities are tempting. The food situation is a major draw.
The Imperfections and The Anecdote I spent an hour researching this! If you start to focus on just one feature, the rest becomes a bit foggy. Beji Ayu could have a Pool with view that is spectacular, but if the food sucks, the stay is a failure. This is not a perfect place. I'm still in the dark about several important things, like the actual restaurant's quality.
The All-Important Compelling Offer! (Because that’s what we came for!)
Alright, here’s the deal, folks! Are you dreaming of Bali? Craving sunshine, relaxation, and a little bit of adventure? Then Book Your Escape to Indonesian Paradise Found: Beji Ayu Homestay NOW!
Here's why you can't miss this:
- Safety First (and Second, and Third!): Beji Ayu has clearly upped its game with a comprehensive COVID-19 safety protocol. They really want you to feel safe (and probably have a bit of peace of mind, like me). So, put your minds at ease and reserve your place.
- Ultimate Relaxation: Picture this: You, stretched out poolside with a cocktail, the sun on your face, and the worries of the world melting away! Between the spa, the multiple pools, and the stunning views, Beji Ayu is ready to pamper you.
- Food, Glorious Food: Are your taste buds tingling? The promise of Asian breakfasts, international cuisine, and even a vegetarian restaurant has my tummy rumbling! Get ready for a culinary adventure. You might not even want to leave the hotel!
- Everything You Need, and More: From laundry to airport transfers, Be
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain’t gonna be your pristine, perfectly polished brochure itinerary. This is Beji Ayu Homestay: Unfiltered. Let’s go.
Day 1: Arrival & Bali Belly…Maybe?
Morning (ish) (Because let's be real, I never wake up on time): Landed in Denpasar! Ugh, air travel. Don't even get me started. The tiny seats, the recycled air, the toddlers… Anyway, finally arrived feeling like a crumpled piece of paper. Thankfully, the transfer to Beji Ayu was smooth (thank god for pre-booked transport!). The driver, bless his soul, probably thought he was carting around a half-zombie for the first hour.
Afternoon: Check-in at Beji Ayu. Oh. My. God. The place is even more gorgeous than the pictures! Lush greenery swallowing tiny, traditional Balinese bungalows. Seriously Insta-worthy, except my phone's battery died. Classic. Had a welcome drink – some sort of ginger-lemongrass concoction. Delicious! And I decided to make a beeline for the pool, I was already picturing myself gracefully gliding in. Instead, I tripped and did a spectacular, albeit rather un-graceful, swan dive into the shallow end. Face first. Mortified. At least the pool was freezing which cooled my burning red face.
Evening: Dinner at the homestay. I had this crazy idea that I should order everything on the menu, after all, I'm in Bali! So I did. My stomach is now a battleground. Currently, I'm alternating between hugging the toilet and staring at the ceiling, trying to convince myself I don’t have Bali Belly. Wish me luck. (Update: Think I'm surviving. Maybe. Praying to the porcelain gods for mercy.)
Day 2: Rice Fields & Regrets
Morning: Okay, so the Bali Belly scare was averted. Phew. Today, a rice paddy trek! I booked a local guide because I have the sense of direction of a goldfish. The guide, bless his cotton socks, was a walking encyclopedia of rice farming. I learned way more than I thought I would. But then the sun came out, and so did the sweat. I forgot my actual suncream, and I was now roasting. I should have worn a hat. Note to self: Pack a damn hat next time.
- Rambling Interlude: The rice fields are so bloody beautiful. Verdant, vibrant, a sea of green undulating in the breeze. Seriously, it’s a postcard. I even saw a farmer working with water buffalo. I felt a strange tug – a wistfulness for a life lived closer to the earth. (Then I remembered I’m allergic to mosquitoes and promptly snapped out of it.)
Afternoon: Back at Beji Ayu. I was craving a massage. Figuring that I deserved it after my rice paddy ordeal (and my brush with the Bali Belly). It was heavenly until the masseuse started using a bit too much pressure on my back. I let her carry on, though because the massage was really good. Then came the pain. Seriously, I could barely move after that. My back is killing me.
Evening: Dinner at a local warung (small, family-run restaurant). The guide recommended it. The food was cheap, delicious, and the people so friendly. I think I actually managed to almost finish my plate. Felt like a local!
Day 3: Cooking Class & Coconut Conundrums
Morning: Cooking class! I'm a complete disaster in the kitchen (my toast often burns), so this could be interesting. The chef was incredibly patient, even when I nearly set the rice on fire. Okay, so I did set the rice on fire. It was a minor inferno. But the food was incredible! I even managed to make something edible. (Okay, maybe more than edible. It was almost…good.)
Afternoon: Coconut-opening fiasco. I had this brilliant idea to independently open a coconut (because why not?). Armed with a rusty machete (supplied by the homestay – I really should have known better), I proceeded to hack away at the poor coconut for a good twenty minutes. All I had to show for it was a slightly bruised coconut and a very, very tired arm. Eventually, I gave up and just ended up ordering my coconut water from the lovely staff. The coconut water was perfect, but my pride was shattered.
Evening: Sunset drinks at the beach (again, pre-booked transport is a lifesaver). The sky exploded in a riot of colours. Just stunning. Felt a pang of sadness that this trip will end soon. But wait…I have a strong suspicion that it will not be long before I will be back again.
Day 4: Departure & a Tiny Bit of Sorrow
Morning: Last breakfast at Beji Ayu. Ate everything, as a final indulgence. Said goodbye to the staff, which was surprisingly emotional. I felt a little teary. This place just sucked me in. I didn’t want to leave.
Afternoon: Airport. Ugh. Another flight. Another crumpling of the human spirit. But this time, I'm leaving with a full stomach (and hopefully, a working digestive system), a slightly burnt tan, a newfound appreciation for rice paddies, and memories of a truly unforgettable (and let's be honest, occasionally ridiculous) trip.
Rambling Afterthought: Beji Ayu, you were perfect. Imperfectly perfect. I shall return. And next time, I'm mastering that damn coconut! (Maybe).
Indonesian Paradise Found: Beji Ayu Homestay Awaits! - FAQ (with a Little Bit Extra)
Okay, Beji Ayu... Sounds lovely. But, like, *where* in Bali are we talking? And will I need a boat? Because I get seasick. Horribly.
Alright, deep breaths, seasickness sufferer! No boat needed unless you *want* one (and then, hey, Dramamine is your friend!). Beji Ayu is nestled smack-dab in the heart of Ubud, Bali. Picture this: lush, green rice paddies stretching as far as the eye can see. Monkeys chattering in the nearby jungle. The occasional rooster crowing (which, let's be honest, gets old REALLY fast at 5 AM, but hey, you're in Bali!).
It's a bit out of the crazy, touristy hustle and bustle, which is AMAZING. You're close enough to scoot into town for a yoga class or a questionable smoothie, but far enough away to actually HEAR yourself think. And breathe. And maybe meditate, if you’re into that sort of thing. I swear, the air smells different there. Cleaner. Definitely better than my gym bag back home.
Is it... clean? Because I’ve seen some "eco-friendly" accommodations that translate to "mildly terrifying hygiene practices."
Okay, I hear you. And yes, *clean* is the operative word here. I have, shall we say, a delicate stomach (thank you, questionable street tacos of my youth). Beji Ayu is pristine. SPOTLESS. Like, they probably buff the rice paddies kind of clean. The rooms are airy, the sheets are fresh (and smell ridiculously good), and the bathrooms? Well, let's just say I'd eat off the floor (though I wouldn't, because, you know, manners).
I remember arriving after a particularly harrowing flight (that turbulence!), and just sinking into that bed. Absolute heaven. No creepy crawlies. No questionable odors. Just pure, unadulterated relaxation. I think I slept for, like, fourteen hours that first night. And I’m usually a terrible sleeper!
The rooms? What are they actually *like*? Are we talking cramped hostel vibes, or... something a little more glamorous? Is there air conditioning? (Because I also sweat excessively. Glamorous, I know.)
Alright, spill the beans about the rooms! Forget cramped hostel vibes. Beji Ayu offers a range, honestly: from cozy, charming bungalows to slightly larger, more luxurious options. Air conditioning? YES. Thank the heavens, and the Balinese gods, for that. Trust me, you'll be grateful after a day exploring in the heat. The AC is a game-changer. I seriously considered building a shrine to it by the end of my trip.
The decor is traditional Balinese, which translates to lots of natural wood, beautiful artwork, and views that will make you weep with joy. I swear, I spent a solid hour of one morning just staring out my window at the rice paddies, silently judging how good the farmer was at his job. (Turns out, incredibly good. The guy was a rice paddy Picasso.) Some rooms have outdoor showers, which is a total experience. Just be prepared for the occasional curious insect. They like a good view too, apparently.
Food! Crucial topic. What culinary delights await? And will I get Bali Belly? (I'm already stressed about it.)
Food, glorious food! Okay, deep breaths. Bali Belly is a legitimate concern, but Beji Ayu takes it seriously. They offer a wonderfully delicious and safe selection of Indonesian and Western dishes. Breakfast is included, and it's FANTASTIC. Fresh fruit, amazing coffee (I'm a fiend!), and a choice of things like pancakes, omelets, or traditional Indonesian fare. The Nasi Goreng... oh sweet Jesus, the Nasi Goreng. I dream about it. Seriously, writing this is making me salivate.
They're also SUPER careful about food hygiene. That being said, I’m me, so I ventured out. And, well…let's just say I spent a day or two reacquainting myself with the bathroom. Stick with the homestay food, especially at first. Also, pack some Imodium. Just in case. Because even paradise has its perils.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Do they speak English? I'm hopeless with languages (seriously).
The staff. Oh. My. God. They're not just friendly, they're genuinely lovely human beings. The Balinese are known for their hospitality, and the Beji Ayu staff *embody* it. They are warm, welcoming, and always smiling. And yes, almost everyone speaks English. Like, good English. Not just broken phrases that leave you confused and ordering the wrong thing. They're happy to help with anything you need - arranging tours, giving recommendations, or just generally being awesome.
I have a specific memory: I managed to lock myself out of my room (don’t judge – jet lag!), and I was mortified. Absolutely mortified. I stumbled down to the front desk, apologizing profusely, certain I was going to be that annoying guest. They just smiled, got the door unlocked in seconds, and offered me a cup of tea. TEA! It’s the little things, you know? That level of kindness and understanding is why I'd go back in a heartbeat.
Is there a pool? Because I need to relax and look like a total Instagram model (even though I'm not).
YES! There is a pool. And it's gorgeous. Surrounded by lush greenery, it's the perfect place to chill out and soak up the sun (or hide from it, in my case – I burn like a lobster). The pool is clean, well-maintained, and the ideal spot for your Instagram dreams (if you're into that sort of thing).
And, okay, I'll admit it, I did spend a good chunk of my time there. Floating around, reading a book, sipping a Bintang (the local beer – delicious!). I even attempted a few glamorous poses. Let's just say the Instagram results were... less than stellar. But the relaxation factor? A perfect 10/10. Poolside perfection.
Activities? Besides swimming and eating (both of which I am excellent at), what's there to DO?
Ubud is a haven for activities! Beji Ayu can help arrange pretty much anything you can imagine. Yoga classes? Check. Cooking classes? Check. Guided tours of temples and rice paddies? Check. Monkey Forest visits (be warned, those monkeys are…bold)? Check.
My personal suggestion for a bit of adventure: rent a scooter and explore. It's a bit chaotic (Bali traffic is not for the faint of heart!), but it's an amazing way to see the countryside.5 Star Stay Find
