Luxor Boutique Hotel Vietnam: Your Dream Vietnamese Getaway Awaits!
Luxor Boutique Hotel Vietnam: My Dream Vietnamese Getaway… or Did I? (A REALLY Honest Review)
Okay, deep breaths. I've just clawed my way back from the Luxor Boutique Hotel in Vietnam and, let me tell you, my camera roll is overflowing, and my brain is, frankly, a bit scrambled. They say it’s a dream getaway, but let's be real, even paradise has its potholes. So, buckle up, because this isn’t your typical, sanitized travel brochure review. This is the REAL DEAL.
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The Good, The Bad, and the “Wait, WHAT?”
First impressions? The website photos were gorgeous. Lush greenery, sparkling pools, rooms that looked like something out of Architectural Digest. Reality? Well… let's just say Instagram filters exist for a reason. But don’t get me wrong, the Luxor is beautiful. Just… with a few quirks.
Accessibility:
Okay, MAJOR points for trying. Wheelchair accessible is listed, and they do have an elevator, which is massive for any hotel, let alone one trying to be boutique. They also offer facilities for disabled guests. I didn't personally need these services, but just knowing they're available is a huge comfort. Kudos, Luxor. Accessibility is a MUST these days, and they seem to have put some thought into it.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: This is where I'm a bit less certain. While the ground floor areas were generally accessible, navigating some of the higher-level restaurants with a wheelchair might pose a challenge, so ask before you head out and trust them, or maybe not, they might just say yes!
Internet - The Ever-Present Wi-Fi Drama:
Okay, internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Hallelujah!) And even Wi-Fi in public areas! (Double Hallelujah!). I mean, let's face it, in the modern age, if a hotel doesn't have decent internet, it's practically a medieval dungeon. However… it wasn’t always a speed demon. Some days it was blazing, allowing me to post envy-inducing photos of my pool-side cocktails in literally milliseconds. Other days? Let's just say I contemplated learning Morse code to communicate with the outside world. The Internet [LAN] option? I didn't even bother. It was a vacation, after all.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (AKA, My Spa-Day Debacle):
Oh, the relaxation! The Luxor boasts a Spa, a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Swimming pool [outdoor] with a Pool with view! Sold! I envisioned myself, luxuriating in a robe, sipping cucumber water, and emerging a zen goddess.
The reality? Well, let’s just say it was a comedy of errors.
I booked a Body scrub and a Massage. The scrub – let’s just say it involved a surprisingly intense exfoliation, and I’m pretty sure I saw the attendant suppress a giggle as she scrubbed off the accumulated grime of my travel days. The massage? Let's go into more detail, or should I say, I would say, but I barely remember it. I drifted in and out of consciousness, maybe the masseuse was talking to me, I have no idea. I remember some essential oils, maybe a moment of pure bliss as my tense shoulders dissolved, and then… snoring? Maybe I was snoring. It was all a blur!
The Fitness center/Gym looked decent, but, no judgment from me, it's the last place I'd go on a vacation. The Spa/sauna area itself was lovely and serene, perfect for letting the world fade away.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Stomach's Tale):
Food. Blessedly, there's a lot of it. Restaurants, a Poolside bar, a Coffee shop, and a Snack bar. Room service [24-hour]! (A lifesaver on those jet-lagged nights). Breakfast [buffet] – a glorious spread of fresh fruit, pastries, and, of course, the obligatory pho station. Asian and International cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast… you name it, they probably had it.
I dove in headfirst. I devoured the Salad in restaurant, and I ate the Soup in restaurant in the name of trying new things. The Happy hour was pretty decent, and I spent a few afternoons parked at the Bar. I enjoyed the the occasional A la carte in restaurant, and the Coffee/tea in restaurant.
I have to say, my stomach was a bit… well, it didn't always agree with everything. But that's on me, not the Luxor. I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'd happily have a Desserts in restaurant like, all day every day! And the Vegetarian restaurant was a nice touch for those days I wanted a little less meat. The Bottle of water provided in the room was also a small but much appreciated touch.
Cleanliness and Safety (COVID-Era Reality Check):
Okay, let's acknowledge the elephant in the room: COVID. The Luxor takes this seriously. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, and the Rooms sanitized between stays. There was Daily disinfection in common areas, and it's easy to see Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Staff trained in safety protocol, and Hand sanitizer stations practically spring up from every corner. They made a good effort to have Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, and I felt surprisingly safe. They also offer a Room sanitization opt-out available, which is nice.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things):
They have pretty much everything: Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area.
I particularly appreciated the Cash withdrawal option. Also, the Front desk [24-hour] was incredibly helpful, especially when I lost my phone (more on that later). The Doorman always greeted me with a smile. A Gift/souvenir shop was also handy.
For the Kids (I didn't have any, but I took notes!):
There's a Babysitting service, Family/child friendly options, and Kids facilities and even Kids meal. I saw a family with screaming kids there, so it must have been working for them, or maybe they were just, finally, enjoying that Breakfast takeaway service.
Available in All Rooms (The Inside Scoop):
Alright, now let’s dive deep on my room. My room was spacious. It had Air conditioning (thank god!), a Desk that I barely used, a Coffee/tea maker (vital for survival), a mini-bar with some Free bottled water. Complimentary tea? Yes please! And, of course, Daily housekeeping which was amazing, but I also didn't like them touching my stuff.
- The Bed: The Extra long bed was a godsend after those long flights. Pure heaven.
- The Bathroom: Additional toilet, a Private bathroom, a Separate shower/bathtub. The Bathrobes were fluffy and luxurious, perfect for that spa-like vibe.
- The Tech: Alarm clock, Alarm clock, Satellite/cable channels, On-demand movies (I watched a truly awful rom-com), and, of course, the ever-present Wi-Fi [free].
- The View: I had a Window that opens with a view of the city, a nice touch. And, like I said before, Non-smoking rooms!
- The Extras: They had Complimentary tea and an In-room safe box. They had a Hair dryer, a Closet, and a Mirror.
The "Oh Crap" Moments!
- The Lost Phone: I swear I saw it, and then…poof! Nowhere to be found. The helpful folks at the front desk helped me track it down. Thank goodness for the Luxor’s vigilance with its CCTV outside property and CCTV in common areas. The staff was amazing, and I eventually got my phone back.
- The Mosquito Incident: Vietnam is known for them. Despite the Blackout curtains, and Smoke detector, a sneaky mosquito managed to infiltrate my room and make a meal out of me one night. Lesson learned: pack the bug spray!
- The "I Can't Believe I Did That" Moment: I managed to lock myself out of my room at 2 AM. Luckily, the
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel brochure itinerary. This is… my itinerary. And it's probably going to be a glorious, chaotic, utterly unpredictable mess, much like my brain. We're talking Luxor Boutique Hotel in Vietnam. Here goes… (Prepare for potential typos, rambling digressions about the existential dread of packing, and possibly a breakdown over breakfast.)
Day 1: Arrival & "Oh God, Did I Pack Enough Underwear?" Anxiety
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Arrive at Hanoi Airport (HAN). Pray to the travel gods my luggage makes it too. Seriously, my anxiety is currently operating at Defcon 4. Finding the pre-booked airport transfer to Luxor Boutique Hotel. (Note to self: Triple-check the driver's name. Last time I trusted a "friendly" driver, I ended up in a rice patty.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The drive. Ugh. Traffic in Hanoi. It. Is. A. Game. Let's just say you'll be dodging motorbikes like you're in a real-life video game, and I'm not great at video games. Contemplate the philosophical implications of the constant horn-honking.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Arrive at Luxor Boutique Hotel. Check-in. Hopefully, they have air conditioning. And a functioning shower. And…wait…did I pack enough underwear? This is a crucial question, people. A crucial question.
- Anecdote: One time, in Prague, I ran out of underwear on day two, and the only shop that sold replacements was… well, let's just say it involved leather, whips, and a very, very judgmental sales assistant. I'm still traumatized. Pray for me. And my underwear situation.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Settle in. Explore the room. Is the view Instagrammable? (Let's be honest, it's important). Unpack (or attempt to. Packing always feels deceptively easy until you actually have to unpack). Mentally prepare for the jet lag to hit me like a ton of bricks. And maybe nap? But then you miss out on stuff…the eternal travel dilemma.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch at a local restaurant, not far from the hotel. Trying to find authentic Pho (the national Vietnamese breakfast soup). No, just kidding. Let's be real. I'm gonna end up at the place with the most English on the menu and an actual photo of what I'm getting. Baby steps into the wonderful world of Vietnamese cuisine. Pray it's spicy.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Wandering around Hoan Kiem Lake, because that's what you're supposed to do. Everyone goes there, so I guess I have to. I will probably get ripped off in a shop. I'm sure of it. But the goal is to get lost, get delightfully confused, and soak in the atmosphere. Maybe buy a cheesy souvenir.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Return to the hotel. Take a shower, freshen up, and marvel at the fact that I haven't yet tripped and fallen.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a recommended restaurant. Something fancy, maybe with a rooftop view. Because, why not? Live it up, right? Pretend I'm a sophisticated traveler, while secretly plotting to sneak some noodles back to the hotel for a late-night snack.
- 8:00 PM onwards: Crumble with exhaustion. Fall asleep mid-text message, dreaming of… well, I don't even care. Maybe an ice-cold beer. Or a good book. Or just a solid 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Oh God, and please, please let me not have forgotten my toothbrush.
Day 2: The One Experience That Defines Your Trip (and Possibly Ruined My Life)
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Attempt to eat something that doesn't involve a fried egg. Fail miserably. Coffee. Lots of coffee. And try to remember where I left my phone and my sanity.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Halong Bay Cruise. The tourist trap, right? But hey, it's like, the thing you're supposed to do. Pack all the seasickness remedies I can get my hands on. The boat. The view. THE CRUISE. I'm not a boat person. I get seasick in a bathtub. But, it's supposed to be beautiful, allegedly breathtaking, apparently life-changing. And it better be, or I am going to be pissed.
- Rambling Digression: *I'm already starting to feel the vague, churning anxiety of the impending cruise. The thought of enforced socializing with strangers, the potential for sunburn, the *inevitable* group photo with forced smiles… Ugh. And what if the food's terrible? What if the boat is full of crying children? What if I accidentally fall overboard and become shark bait? The possibilities are endless, really…*
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch onboard the cruise. Pray the food doesn't make me more seasick. And that the cutlery is actually clean. Observe the other tourists. Make mental notes on who seems the most annoying. (Spoiler alert: it's probably going to be me, I'm already annoying myself.)
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Kayaking in Halong Bay. This is where I will either rediscover my inner adventurer or realize that I'm actually just a clumsy, easily spooked landlubber. Trying not to capsize the kayak. Trying not to look like a complete idiot. Trying not to be eaten by a giant squid.
- Opinionated rant: If anyone tries to tell me that kayaking is relaxing, they are lying! It's hard work! You have to balance, paddle, and not run into other kayaks full of tourists! The only thing that's truly relaxing on a kayak is knowing that your life jacket will keep you from drowning in a sea of plastic bottles and other tourist waste.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Return to Luxor Boutique hotel, Pray I can still walk. Check into the hotel. Staring blankly at the ceiling of my room, contemplating the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of the last few hours.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: That's the thing. I'm gonna be totally exhausted. A bath, a nap, etc.
- 7:00 PM onwards: Dinner at a local restaurant, trying the local cuisine. Actually trying to be brave and go for something exotic. And pray it doesn't give me food poisoning.
Day 3: Goodbye, Hanoi & The Dreaded Flight Home
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast: Pancakes. Definitely pancakes. And maybe a second coffee just to be sure. Because I deserve it!
- 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Actually buy something for the folks back home. This is going to be a total bloodbath.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Free time: massage, or a final wander in the Old Quarter, or just collapsing in the hotel room and refusing to move. The possibilities are both exciting and overwhelming.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Check out of Luxor Boutique Hotel. Say farewell. Wonder if I can quietly smuggle a hotel towel home. The answer is probably no.
- 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM: Transfer to Noi Bai International Airport (HAN). Pray the traffic gods are kind.
- 2:30 PM - 5:30 PM: Check-in, security, and the agonizing waiting game at the airport. Attempt to spend all the remaining Vietnamese Dong. End up with a bag full of useless knick-knacks.
- 5:30 PM onwards: The flight home. Goodbye, Hanoi. Goodbye, Vietnam. Embrace the melancholy of travel's end. Will I ever be the same? Probably not. And that's the point, isn't it? Pray to the airline gods that there are no delays and that my luggage makes it home with me this time.
- Final Emotional Reaction: After all that? I'm kind of exhausted. But also… grateful. Grateful for the chaos, the beauty, the missed buses, the amazing food, and the people I might meet along the way. So, yeah. I'm doing it. I'm actually doing this thing called travel! And it's going to be a glorious, messy, imperfect adventure. And I'm so, so ready for it.
Luxor Boutique Hotel Vietnam: Your Dream Vietnamese Getaway Awaits! (or does it?! Let's find out...)
So, is Luxor *actually* the dream? I've seen the photos...
Alright, let's be real. Those Insta photos? They're *gorgeous*. The infinity pool looking out at... well, *something*… is hypnotic. But "the dream"? Hold your horses there. I’d say “a very nice vacation spot, potentially dreamy at times.”
Here's the deal: The Luxor is definitely a solid choice. It's got that boutique vibe nailed, the decor is chic (minus the questionable choice in art above the bed – more on that later). I went in with high hopes, and the Luxor mostly delivered. Mostly. You know how sometimes reality isn't quite as perfectly filtered as your social media feed? Yeah…
Expect a healthy dose of “Vietnam,” which means things might not *always* run like Swiss clockwork. But that’s part of the charm, right? (Mostly… sometimes it's just frustrating when you’re hangry and waiting for your spring rolls.)
What are the rooms like? (And are the beds actually comfy?)
Okay, room deep dive! I stayed in a… well, let’s just say "a nice room." I think it was a "Deluxe Something-or-Other." The bed? Decent. Not "cloud nine" level, but perfectly serviceable. I slept... fine. Which, as any seasoned traveler knows, is a victory in itself. The AC worked (important!), and the bathroom was clean (another win!).
Now, about that artwork… I'm not sure what the artist was going for. Abstract? Dramatic? It looked like a slightly distressed… something. Look, everyone's taste is different. But the thing stared at me every night, and I'm pretty sure it judged my choice of late-night snacks. Just a minor quibble, really.
The pool! The pics are stunning. Is the reality the same?
The pool. Ah, the pool. Yeah, it's pretty darn amazing. The photo ops? Epic. Seriously, I spent a good hour just snapping pics of that infinity edge. It’s probably in my top ten photos of all time. (Beating out a picture of a particularly delicious Bahn Mi I had.)
Here's the catch: Sometimes it gets a bit… crowded. Picture people, floating around, occasionally bumping into you. And the sun loungers? Get there early if you want a prime spot. I’m talking “dawn patrol” early. But hey, at least you’re staring at beautiful scenery while you're jockeying for a chair, at least compared to my local YMCA.
What about the food? I'm all about the Pho!
The food... Alright, so the breakfast buffet was decent. They had the usual suspects: eggs (cooked to order, which is always a plus), fruit, pastries, and… a surprisingly delicious pho station. And the pho…oh my god, the Pho. I’m writing this now, and just thinking about the broth is making my mouth water. Seriously, go for the pho! (And order extra chili – trust me.)
The other meals? Hit or miss, honestly. Some dishes were amazing, some were… well, they existed. I’d say stray outside the hotel for some of the true local flavors. Venture off the premises! It’s where the REAL gems are. Don't be afraid to try street food – just make sure it’s busy and looks clean-ish.
Is the staff friendly? I'm always worried about service...
Generally, yes! The staff were, by and large, lovely. Super helpful, generally smiley, and always willing to try to assist. The language barrier can be a *thing* sometimes (especially if you're trying to explain your weird dietary restrictions). But they definitely made an effort, which I really appreciated.
There was one moment, though… I accidentally locked myself out of my room at 1 AM. And well, let's just say it took a *while* to get someone to unlock the door. That's more a "Vietnam" thing, I guess. Chill out, everyone - eventually, it'll work out. Just be prepared for a bit of a wait.
Location, location, location! What's the Luxor like in terms of location?
The Luxor’s location is pretty good, actually. You're not *right* in the thick of the action, which is sometimes a good thing. It's in a quieter area, which meant less motorbike noise at 6 AM (a HUGE win). A short taxi ride can get you to most of the main attractions. Negotiate the price *before* you get in the taxi, though. Trust me on this. I learned the hard way. Twice.
There are some decent restaurants and shops nearby too, perfect for exploring and getting a taste of the real Vietnam. Wandering the streets is an adventure in itself! Embrace the chaos and the delicious smells. You will *not* regret it.
Anything I should be REALLY aware of before booking?
Beyond the usual travel tips (bring mosquito repellent, drink bottled water, be prepared for the heat)... Embrace the imperfections. Things won't always go according to plan. The air conditioning might occasionally sputter. There might be a slight delay in getting your cocktails. Roll with it! That's part of the charm.
Also, book a massage! The spa was pretty good, and a massage is *essential* after a long day of exploring. Now, with that in mind don't be alarmed if the music is a little… unusual. Think “elevator music meets whale sounds.” But the massage itself was heavenly. It's *that* feeling of relaxation that really sticks with you.
And for the love of all that is holy, bring a converter for your electronics! Because you know, getting there and your phone running out of juice when you REALLY need Google maps? That's not a good look. Trust me on this!
Overall, would you recommend the Luxor?
Look, I went in skeptical, prepared for anything. And I left… content. The Luxor is a solid choice. It's not perfect butUncover the Hidden Paradise: Beras Manor's Kenting Magic!
